All I'm sayin'is the Maritime Hotel in NYC makes me happy.
It's all nautical-themed, with big port hole windows that actually open out to all the beautiful NYC noise. The rooms are tiny, like cruise ship rooms, but no matter...it's all about the thread count (500, thanks). The Bloody Mary's are made with olive flavored vokda (rare touch) and the baked eggs are sick. Makes ya just want a NY Times, a few BM's, a warm breeze and a whole new way of looking at the world around ya.
Choice spot to stay in the Chelsea area. Love walking that band of road.